Saturday, August 6, 2011

Carson Palmer Is Coming Back?

Could the quitter Carson Palmer really be reaching out to the Bengals about a 2011 return? I doubt it but people are saying it on the internet so maybe it is true.


According to many, Carson Palmer paid a visit to Paul Brown Stadium in late July. He approached Mike Brown in person to ask for a trade. Mike Brown said one or all of the following in response:

  1. I would trade you but you are washed up and I can only get a 7th round pick in return.
  2. Buh-bye
  3. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
  4. You suck, dude. Take a hike.
  5. L8r sk8r.
  6. Maybe you can go into broadcasting like former Bengals Boomer Esiason, Cris Collinsworth, and Soloman Wilcots have done.

Given that Palmer would rather sun it up in Cali than play for the Bengals, Palmer is retired.

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