Monday, December 19, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Apparently, ice is really bad for you - Joke
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you - Joke
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you - Joke
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Tower Heist: 20 Things I Learned Watching Tower Heist with Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy
- Judd Hirsch from Taxi and Alan Alda from Mash are still working actors.
- Burger King employees are not allowed to have sex in the store.
- Burger King does not check your balls.
- What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
- A tiny vagina is a hereditary trait.
- Nova in Spanish means "It doesn't go"
- Asthma symptoms can be confused with seizures.
- Shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise proves that you are ready to steal $20 million.
- Don't trust your wallet with a thief.
- Lesbians have the nicer breasts than non-lesbians.
- You can avoid paying a restaraunt check by planting a roach in your food.
- There are no episodes of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock.
- The women in the French Playboy magazine are even more naked than the American version.
- All the security guards in a building will be distracted by a French Playboy magazine.
- If an FBI agent is allergic to chocolate, you will have to beat him.
- An elderly women will not question why a shiny red car is in the hallway if you are willing to walk her dog.
- The FBI is incompetent enough to miss the solid gold car in the room with an incriminating evidence in the glove box when searching the room of a suspected swindler.
- A solid gold car is suprisingly lightweight and easy to maneuver.
- Matthew Broderick can hang for a very long time from his fingertips.
- You can lower a Ferrari out of a penthouse window during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and no one will notice.
Tower Heist: 20 Things I Learned Watching Tower Heist with Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy
- Judd Hirsch from Taxi and Alan Alda from Mash are still working actors.
- Burger King employees are not allowed to have sex in the store.
- Burger King does not check your balls.
- What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
- A tiny vagina is a hereditary trait.
- Nova in Spanish means "It doesn't go"
- Asthma symptoms can be confused with seizures.
- Shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise proves that you are ready to steal $20 million.
- Don't trust your wallet with a thief.
- Lesbians have the nicer breasts than non-lesbians.
- You can avoid paying a restaraunt check by planting a roach in your food.
- There are no episodes of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock.
- The women in the French Playboy magazine are even more naked than the American version.
- All the security guards in a building will be distracted by a French Playboy magazine.
- If an FBI agent is allergic to chocolate, you will have to beat him.
- An elderly women will not question why a shiny red car is in the hallway if you are willing to walk her dog.
- The FBI is incompetent enough to miss the solid gold car in the room with an incriminating evidence in the glove box when searching the room of a suspected swindler.
- A solid gold car is suprisingly lightweight and easy to maneuver.
- Matthew Broderick can hang for a very long time from his fingertips.
- You can lower a Ferrari out of a penthouse window during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and no one will notice.
Tower Heist: 20 Things I Learned Watching Tower Heist with Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy
- Judd Hirsch from Taxi and Alan Alda from Mash are still working actors.
- Burger King employees are not allowed to have sex in the store.
- Burger King does not check your balls.
- What is invisible and smells like worms? Bird farts.
- A tiny vagina is a hereditary trait.
- Nova in Spanish means "It doesn't go"
- Asthma symptoms can be confused with seizures.
- Shoplifting $50 worth of merchandise proves that you are ready to steal $20 million.
- Don't trust your wallet with a thief.
- Lesbians have the nicer breasts than non-lesbians.
- You can avoid paying a restaraunt check by planting a roach in your food.
- There are no episodes of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock.
- The women in the French Playboy magazine are even more naked than the American version.
- All the security guards in a building will be distracted by a French Playboy magazine.
- If an FBI agent is allergic to chocolate, you will have to beat him.
- An elderly women will not question why a shiny red car is in the hallway if you are willing to walk her dog.
- The FBI is incompetent enough to miss the solid gold car in the room with an incriminating evidence in the glove box when searching the room of a suspected swindler.
- A solid gold car is suprisingly lightweight and easy to maneuver.
- Matthew Broderick can hang for a very long time from his fingertips.
- You can lower a Ferrari out of a penthouse window during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and no one will notice.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Kobe Bryant - Divorce
Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa (née Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo Laine) has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. TMZ reports that her filing cited "irreconcilable differences" and suggests that she "believes Kobe has been unfaithful."
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
Kobe Bryant - Divorce
Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa (née Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo Laine) has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. TMZ reports that her filing cited "irreconcilable differences" and suggests that she "believes Kobe has been unfaithful."
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
Kobe Bryant - Divorce
Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa (née Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo Laine) has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years. TMZ reports that her filing cited "irreconcilable differences" and suggests that she "believes Kobe has been unfaithful."
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
If a promiscuous basketball player with a rape charge can't make marriage work, what chance do the rest of us have?
Coach Calipari and the Importance of Free Throws
John Calipari's teams have historically struggled from the free throw line. This year his Kentucky Wildcats are hitting 67% from the line, which is 184th in the nation.
Free throws played a part in the Kentucky loss to Indiana. The Cats shot just 58.8% from the free throw line. With 20 seconds to go, Anthony Davis missed the front end of a one-and-one. With six seconds to go, Doron Lamb only made one of two free throws. Those three points would have won the game. In the game before that against North Carolina, if Marquis Teague could have made his free throws with 21 seconds to go, Anthony Davis' huge blocked shot might not have been necessary.
Coach Calipari and the Importance of Free Throws
John Calipari's teams have historically struggled from the free throw line. This year his Kentucky Wildcats are hitting 67% from the line, which is 184th in the nation.
Free throws played a part in the Kentucky loss to Indiana. The Cats shot just 58.8% from the free throw line. With 20 seconds to go, Anthony Davis missed the front end of a one-and-one. With six seconds to go, Doron Lamb only made one of two free throws. Those three points would have won the game. In the game before that against North Carolina, if Marquis Teague could have made his free throws with 21 seconds to go, Anthony Davis' huge blocked shot might not have been necessary.
Coach Calipari and the Importance of Free Throws
John Calipari's teams have historically struggled from the free throw line. This year his Kentucky Wildcats are hitting 67% from the line, which is 184th in the nation.
Free throws played a part in the Kentucky loss to Indiana. The Cats shot just 58.8% from the free throw line. With 20 seconds to go, Anthony Davis missed the front end of a one-and-one. With six seconds to go, Doron Lamb only made one of two free throws. Those three points would have won the game. In the game before that against North Carolina, if Marquis Teague could have made his free throws with 21 seconds to go, Anthony Davis' huge blocked shot might not have been necessary.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Playboy Bunny (and UK fan) Megan Dills Trampled by Indiana Fans
Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation:
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
“You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.”Check out the whole story on thebiglead.com or on this site.
“All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.”
She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
Playboy Bunny (and UK fan) Megan Dills Trampled by Indiana Fans
Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation:
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
“You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.”Check out the whole story on thebiglead.com or on this site.
“All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.”
She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
Playboy Bunny (and UK fan) Megan Dills Trampled by Indiana Fans
Indiana fans were so jacked up after the victory of Kentucky that they trampled this hottie. Here is her account of the situation:
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
“You couldn’t hear yourself think, much less scream for UK,” she said. “There was a girl two rows behind me that said, ‘Sit your blonde — down.’ I turned around and probably said some not so nice things myself back. But it was a good time, or at least it was until the end.”Check out the whole story on thebiglead.com or on this site.
“All those fans came out of their seats and rushed the floor like idiots. The next thing I knew, I was knocked down five or six steps. I think the guy who actually knocked me down is the one who did at least pick me up. After I got hurt, I was scared to death.”
She had a swollen ankle she could barely walk on and a doctor confirmed Monday that she not only had a sprained ankle, but also some torn tendons. The injury has forced her to cancel a Playboy photo shoot this Saturday in Indiana.
Check out more pics of Megan on her Twitter page.
Former Wildcats in the NBA – 2011/12 Preview
Now that the NBA season is about ready to begin, here is a preview of former Kentucky Wildcat players' upcoming season with their 2010 stats (if they played).
Former Wildcats in the NBA – 2011/12 Preview
Now that the NBA season is about ready to begin, here is a preview of former Kentucky Wildcat players' upcoming season with their 2010 stats (if they played).
Former Wildcats in the NBA – 2011/12 Preview
Now that the NBA season is about ready to begin, here is a preview of former Kentucky Wildcat players' upcoming season with their 2010 stats (if they played).
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
ESPN The Magazine - 2 year subscription only $40
Hello, sports fans...if you're considering buying ESPN The Magazine, think about purchasing it from my son.
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
ESPN The Magazine - 2 year subscription only $40
Hello, sports fans...if you're considering buying ESPN The Magazine, think about purchasing it from my son.
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
ESPN The Magazine - 2 year subscription only $40
Hello, sports fans...if you're considering buying ESPN The Magazine, think about purchasing it from my son.
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
Purchase a 2 year subscription (52 issues) to ESPN The Magazine for just $40. You save over 80% off the newsstand price and also receive 2 years of ESPN Insider (a $79.90 value).
When you purchase from me, you will also be supporting my son's baseball team. You can send a check or just pay me through PayPal. I will submit your order. You should start receiving your subscription in 6-8 weeks.
I will need your name, address, city, state, zip, and email address. If this is a gift, I'll also need the recipient name, address, city, state, and zip.
This is not a scam...Thanks for your support!
Point Guard Twany Beckham is Eligible to Take the Floor
On Saturday, December 17th, Twany Beckham is expected to take the floor for the Wildcats for the first time when Kentucky takes on Chattanooga at Rupp Arena. Beckham transferred to UK from Mississippi State after the semester break last year. He'll have one season of eligibility left after this season. Beckham is a 6'5" point guard who is 23 years old. He is from Louisville, KY.
Be sure to read the rest of this gem on rivals.yahoo.com.
Point Guard Twany Beckham is Eligible to Take the Floor
On Saturday, December 17th, Twany Beckham is expected to take the floor for the Wildcats for the first time when Kentucky takes on Chattanooga at Rupp Arena. Beckham transferred to UK from Mississippi State after the semester break last year. He'll have one season of eligibility left after this season. Beckham is a 6'5" point guard who is 23 years old. He is from Louisville, KY.
Be sure to read the rest of this gem on rivals.yahoo.com.
Point Guard Twany Beckham is Eligible to Take the Floor
On Saturday, December 17th, Twany Beckham is expected to take the floor for the Wildcats for the first time when Kentucky takes on Chattanooga at Rupp Arena. Beckham transferred to UK from Mississippi State after the semester break last year. He'll have one season of eligibility left after this season. Beckham is a 6'5" point guard who is 23 years old. He is from Louisville, KY.
Be sure to read the rest of this gem on rivals.yahoo.com.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer promote bullying?
Ask any bully that you know if they learned to be a jerk from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The answer may be yes. A psychologist says that the 1964 holiday classic promotes bullying. Rudolph was bulled by Donner (his father), his coach, Santa and many others in the show.
Parents who sit down to watch the holiday classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” may be surprised to know they are advocating bullying and causing harm to their children, according to a psychologist.
Does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer promote bullying?
Ask any bully that you know if they learned to be a jerk from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The answer may be yes. A psychologist says that the 1964 holiday classic promotes bullying. Rudolph was bulled by Donner (his father), his coach, Santa and many others in the show.
Parents who sit down to watch the holiday classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” may be surprised to know they are advocating bullying and causing harm to their children, according to a psychologist.
Does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer promote bullying?
Ask any bully that you know if they learned to be a jerk from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The answer may be yes. A psychologist says that the 1964 holiday classic promotes bullying. Rudolph was bulled by Donner (his father), his coach, Santa and many others in the show.
Parents who sit down to watch the holiday classic “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” may be surprised to know they are advocating bullying and causing harm to their children, according to a psychologist.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
iPad for Christmas at bargain price
If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.
iPad for Christmas at bargain price
If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.
iPad for Christmas at bargain price
If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.
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