Tiger Woods Jokes
- Apparently, the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said, "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."
- If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it's time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
- What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
- What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
- Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
- Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
- Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
- Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
- Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.
- It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.
- Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
- What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
- Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
- Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
- What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
- First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
- Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
- What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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